Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What animal loves Indian food?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the icy road say to the truck?