Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's the most expensive plate in church?