Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?