What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Self-rising flour.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What country has the most fish?
Where does the president keep his razor?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"