Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?