What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What bird is always sad?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?