Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call an arctic cow?