What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I was here first!
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do elves learn in school?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do fireflies start a race?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?