What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Can February March?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?