What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How does a barber get to work?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?