What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What fish sings the best?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?