What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which insect makes the best father?