What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a cow's dream job?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What table can you never sit at?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does an evil hen lay?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?