Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How does NASA organize a company party?