Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?