Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Do dads always snore?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?