Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do some people love eating snails?