Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How does a penguin build its house?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?