Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do ants go to eat?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are frogs always happy?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?