Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Snickers®.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the politest month?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What animal has the worst mood swings?