How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What animal floats best?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?