What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do you make a cow float?