What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where do goldfish go camping?