Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?