Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the fish blush?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?