Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?