How does a cow do math?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the confused bee say?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What part of a football field is never the same?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?