Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do insects learn at school?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?