What nationality are most fish?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How did the toad die?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?