What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do baby apes sleep?
When should you start writing a book?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?