Why do bison love to spread gossip?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do elephants have trunks?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?