What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do elves learn in school?