Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do mermaids see movies?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do naked fish play with?
How do hurricanes see?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?